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It will come as no surprise to those in my inner circle when I write that my favorite television show is one that most Americans have never heard of: Top Gear. Top Gear is a British automobile comedy starring three ‘gents named Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond along with a weekly collection of supercars, a celebrity or two, the news, and typically an off-the-wall challenge of some sort. And oh yes, The Stig.

The Stig is an unnamed, faceless, speechless character who’s main purpose on the show, outside of some comedy relief at his expense, is to drive each car around the same test track in order to be able to compare lap times. It has been a great stroke of planning to keep his identity and opinions outside the subject matter of the show in order to let the cars compete basically against each other without driver flavor. And the speculation as to the driver in the suit doesn’t hurt either.

There have been several men who have worn the outfit unbeknown to the viewers through the 15 series of the show. Well, I guess it was clear at one point that they had changed people as black Stig met his fate and white Stig emerged. The point of the character has been that The Stig is a… character, and that the person playing the character doesn’t matter as long has he can perform the tasks that come along with playing the part.

Intro the lawsuit. The actor who played The Stig for quite some time decided to write an autobiography about his experience. The show wants to block its publication. Andy Wilman, the producer of Top Gear, wrote an interesting article entitled “The Stig. He’s ours” and here’s an excerpt:

As you can tell I’m quite cross at the moment, but there’s plenty to be cross about. Last week, instead of working on the next series, I had to go to court. If you go to court you have to look smart, which meant I had to dig my suit out of the back of the wardrobe, and the last time I wore that suit George Michael could still drive in a straight line. So on Monday there I was, dressed like somebody who works behind the till at NatWest, having to listen to people from HarperCollins telling me that they have the right to reveal who the Stig is. Well actually, that’s tosh. The whole point of the Stig is the mystique – the bizarre characteristics he has, the wonderment created about what he might think, feel, do or look like. Kids adore the conceit, and I believe adults, although they know it’s a man in a suit (or is it?), gladly buy into the whole conceit because they find it entertaining. Even the papers, who love to make mischief, have kept everyone guessing over the years because they acknowledge that viewers like the Stig secrecy thing.

Being honest, I have an interest in reading the book. Not because of the person who wrote it — I could really care less about him. As a fan of the show I enjoy the outtakes and behind the scenes stuff. The book falls into that category for me. However, I appreciate the post that Wilman made. He showed where Top Gear is coming from in the same give-it-to-me-straight kind of fashion that makes me enjoy the show over and over again.

In the same way that many of Top Gear’s episodes over the years have not been great on their own, the progression of the series makes each show necessary for the overall sum to be a success. Their stance on this lawsuit may be very similar. You can argue their position on it pro or con just as you could Jeremy’s hatred of the Porsche Cayenne (aka Cockster). However, in the end this is just one more ‘episode’, albeit outside of any series, that — pro or con — will not spoil the whole.

Apr 18

So long now

Posted by Kevin in writing

Sex God by Rob Bell
It is easy for me to believe that it has been since the first of the year since I’ve written to this website, but I wish it wasn’t so. A lot has happened in the past 4 months, probably some things that are worthy of this public forum.
Here are some topics I might try and write about in the future: Oklahoma City, checking (and losing) valuable bags, MacBook Pros, Parallels, Infrant ReadyNAS, ArcView & ArcPad, and the Nikon D40.
I think, if I ever found the time, there might be some tips, tricks, or gotchas in that list that would be useful to others.
PS. Should probably add Sex God and The Daily Walk Bible to the list.

Apr 27

1st check from Visibooks

Posted by Kevin in writing

I wanted to mention that I got my first royalty check from Visibooks the other day for 1Q 2005. The book, MySQL Basics for Visual Learners, raked in enough in that quarter for Jill and I to take the kids to Arby’s. Whoot!
On a side note, I came to find out that one of the guys at work also wrote a book, Small Animal Care & Management by Dean Warren. Dean told me the story of how he came to write this book, which was pretty interesting. In a nutshell, he happened to be at a publisher’s booth looking for a book on small animal care and instead of just turning him away (they didn’t have a title like that) they asked him to write one for them. The book itself has been through several editions, but Dean is no full-time writer and is pretty busy in “retirement” with Schrader’s. He’s getting ready to do yet another edition — not bad for a retired school teacher, I’d say!

Nov 02

Another author in the house?

Posted by Jill in writing

As you might know from reading previous entries on this site, Kevin is a published author. His subject matter is very specific and technical, and his book is a “self-help” for anyone attempting to learn the basics of a computer software program called MySQL.
I haven’t read it. And honestly, I don’t plan on reading it�ever (sorry, Kev).
Anyway, Kevin has recently begun encouraging me to put fingers to keyboard and write my own book. My subject matter is a little less specific, a lot less technical – I am writing about the trials, tribulations and great joys of parenting! It will probably never be published, and that is okay. It is actually theraputic for me at this point, an outlet for my frustrations not only with my own parenting experiences, but with those I witness in other families. My goal is to author a light read, something that is serious in subject, but humorous at the same time. Something that, if anyone would ever read it, might actually be helpful in that it would reassure parents that we all go through the same kinds of experiences, emotions, and exasperations! It might even prevent someone from making certain parenting faux pas. Hey, wonders never cease!
So, if anyone has an anecdote from which you learned an important parenting lesson, PLEASE SHARE! And, if/when I finish the first of what could potentially be several volumes (a parent’s job is never finished, after all), take pity and give it a read!
You can share your stories by emailing them to stories@348north.com By submitting a story you agree to give me rights to publish it in any form. Of course, I will use my best judgment to not embarrass anyone, and names will be changed as appropriate! Later I will share some topics that might spark some memories.

Oct 01

MySQL Basics for Visual Learners

Posted by Kevin in writing

ISBN 1597060135, 160 pagesAs of today, I’m published! MySQL Basics for Visual Learners goes on sale today at Visibooks.com — and by “on sale” I mean free to individuals, actually on sale to companies or organizations who would like to license it.
Here’s the table of contents:

Getting Started
# Install MySQL on a Linux computer
# Start MySQL
# Create a new database
# Create a table
# Create a record
# Run a query
Administering Databases
# Restart MySQL
# Back up a database
# Delete a table
# Delete a database
# Restore a database
Working with Tables
# Alter tables
# Update records
# Delete records
Running Queries
# Sort query results
# Add query criteria
Securing a Database
# Add a local user
# Add a remote user
# Remove a user
# Restrict a user
Web-enabling Databases
# Perform a query using PERL
# Join two tables using PERL
# Create a CGI script
# Write a query in a CGI script

If you want an electronic copy you can visit the site and download the (5MB) PDF for free. If you think you might actually use it, how about instead of printing it out yourself you just buy a copy from Visibooks for $24.95. Either way, I hope you enjoy.
Thanks go to Jill and my family for giving me the time it took to write it and my brother Joe, among others, for help with proofing it.

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