I found a pretty funny website today -- The Bureau of Communication. You can select different types of communication and do a Mad Libs'ish fill-in-the-blanks. Here are the types they have:
- DECLARATION OF ROMANTIC INTENT -- To reveal the extent of one's attraction.
- UNSOLICITED FEEDBACK -- To express an opinion or insight.
- OBSERVANCE OF HOLIDAY -- To celebrate an annual event.
- AIRING OF GRIEVANCE -- To communicate a problem or issue.
- FORMAL APOLOGY -- To express remorse (heartfelt or forced).
- STATEMENT OF GRATITUDE -- To show appreciation or thanks.
- OFFICIAL INVITATION -- To request participation in a happening.
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF OCCASION -- To observe a birthday, bris, or victory.
The archives are pretty funny too. And of course I sent one to Jill and posted it above. Children, disregard the Copulating suggested activity check-mark.
