With some being better than others, I stumbled across a list of favorite jokes submitted by (I would say) some intelligent folk over at DiveIntoMark. As someone who is happily married to a beautiful woman AND also holds an engineering degree, I'll repost one that made me laugh in spite of myself:
Two engineers are walking to class when one says, "Where'd you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replies, "Well yesterday I was on my way home when this beautiful girl rode in front of me, tossed the bike and her clothes to the ground and declared, 'Take what you want!'"
The first engineer nods in approval, "Good choice - the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Kudos to (a different) Mark for leaving that one.
Thanks for the compliment, Kev!